One of the most heinous insults I’ve ever had the displeasure of feeling in my gut stemmed from the cesspool that is reddit.com, and read a little something like this:
you look like the kind of girl that starts banging a 23 year old dropout your sophomore year because he has a Mitsubishi Eclipse and he’ll buy you cigarettes.”
- Ignorant (yours truly)
- Has horrible taste in cars and life decisions (how ya doin’)
- Poor, in desperate need of a car, and figured that 200 HP, an unfairly good exhaust note, and a sick, purely superficial wing would be the most likely option to land them some honeys in the passenger seat (pleading the fifth on this one)
Monroe Vallejo is an English Major from Salinas, California. A post office worker by day and a gym rat by night, he enjoys riding motorcycles, playing, composing, and producing his own music, and short-shifting his ’01 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT for that fuel economy.